He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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