I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
