Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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