yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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