Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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