You just made me feel so damn special
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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