Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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