i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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