I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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