You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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