she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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