I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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