where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Randomize
