Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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