apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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