Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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