I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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