You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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