I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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