Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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