yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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