she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Who died my cat blue again?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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