Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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