ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
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you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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