Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Mom said you looked used
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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