Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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