did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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