How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
from now on my penis is your penis
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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