Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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