So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Even the bartender felt bad for me
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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