My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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