is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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