he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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