its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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