just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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