Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Such a big mess for such a small penis
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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