She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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