How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I didn't notice because vodka
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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