I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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