I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
