Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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