shes about as inviting as chlamydia
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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