that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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