Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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