he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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