Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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