You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
