Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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