just tell him i said nine months
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I supernannyed him into submission
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