i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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