I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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