well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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