nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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