OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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