How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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