At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
